Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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