i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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