Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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