new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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