Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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