He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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