I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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