turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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