Pregnant stripper...not hot.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i think my mom watched the whole time
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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