Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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