So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
worst night to have a conscience
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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