are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
