Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
We are all done wearing pants today
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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