Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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