Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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