Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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