Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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