If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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