i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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