Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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