you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
