I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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