I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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