I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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