Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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