i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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