i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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