If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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