I want to walk on stilts...naked
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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