All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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