i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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