So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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