why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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