You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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