Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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