I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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