Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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