Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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