i think i have herpe
just one?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
