haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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