How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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