quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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