Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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