I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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