Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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