Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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