This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you would pick up someone in the library
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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