So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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