walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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