Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
