I need help removing her.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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