Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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