i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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