we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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