I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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