I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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